fadaly.net/work/alertnoiseaudit
SRE & INCIDENT
NOISE.
128 alerts fired across 14 days, mapped to outcomes.
62% closed without action — pure noise.
4 alerts paged the same engineer 17 times in 48 hours.
A noisy alert is worse than no alert. It teaches the team to ignore the next one.
AL-031 · disk-usage > 80%
NOISE
Fired 41 times in 14d · zero actions taken · target was 80/95/99.
Raise warn → 92%, page → 98%, kill the 80% page.